When you think you’ve seen them all about sharks, among the excesses of Skarknado and the nonsense dystopian visions of flying zombie sharks Sky Shark, here is revealed in front of your incredulous eyes yet another b-movie dedicated to the most dangerous predator of the seas: Shark of the corn.
Well yes, among the vast corn fields typical of the American agricultural landscape, dangerous and deadly sharks roam, swimming or maybe not, ready to tear apart anyone who enters the rows of cobs, the same ones that the director certainly smoked in industrial quantities. Steven Kang to give birth to this cinematic jewel capable of competing in ugliness with the first communion film shot by Uncle Pasquale!
The ridiculously ugly trailer for Shark of the corn
If you don’t believe me, try watching, at your own risk, the trailer for Shark of the corn that you find here of and that Steven Spielberg, Martin Brody, Matt Hopper, Quint, the mayor of Amity Islan and of course good old Bruce can forgive us!
The “wonderful” thing is that this is not a fan movie, but a film that can be rented HERE on Amazon Prime Video or even buy on DVD.
Shark of the corn plot (written by uncle Pasquale)
Strange things are happening in Druid Hills, Kentucky. People say there are great white sharks swimming among the corn plants!
Meanwhile, serial killer Teddy Bo Lucas is arrested for killing dozens of people using shark jaws and teeth as weapons.
Sheriff Vera Scheider (any reference to the Jaws actor isn’t purely coincidental) finds herself trapped in the middle of it all, trying to figure out if her missing twin sister Lorna might be one of them.
If you are vegan be careful which cereals you eat for breakfast, it is not excluded that there is some protein of dubious origin inside!
