When you think you’ve seen them all about sharks, among the excesses of Skarknado and the nonsense dystopian visions of flying zombie sharks Sky Shark, here is revealed in front of your incredulous eyes yet another b-movie dedicated to the most dangerous predator of the seas: Shark of the Corn.
Yes, among the vast corn fields typical of the American agricultural landscape, dangerous and deadly sharks roam, swimming or perhaps not, ready to tear anyone who enters the rows of cobs to pieces; the same ones that the director probably smoked in industrial quantities Steven Kang to give birth to this cinematic jewel, able to compete in ugliness with the first communion film shot by Uncle Pasquale!
The ridiculously ugly Shark of the Corn trailer
If you don’t believe me, try watching, at your own risk, the trailer for Shark of the Corn that you find here of and that Steven Spielberg, Martin Brody, Matt Hopper, Quint, the mayor of Amity Island and of course good old Bruce can forgive us!
The “wonderful” thing is that this is not a fan movie, but a film that can be rented HERE, on Amazon Prime Video, or even buy on DVD.
Shark of the corn plot (written by uncle Pasquale)
Strange things are happening in Druid Hills, Kentucky. People say there are great white sharks swimming among the corn plants!
Meanwhile, serial killer Teddy Bo Lucas is arrested for killing dozens of people using shark jaws and teeth as weapons.
Sheriff Vera Scheider (any reference to the Jaws actor isn’t purely coincidental) finds herself trapped in the middle of it all, trying to figure out if her missing twin sister Lorna might be one of them.
If you are vegan be careful which cereals you eat for breakfast, it is not excluded that there is some protein of dubious origin inside!
