Echo devices can greatly increase your productivity. Home automation is Alexa’s strong point. Not having to get up from where you are to turn on a light or stop the music saves you a lot of time. The same goes for reminders, alarms and other technologies built into the device. But let’s not fool ourselves. Not everything in Alexa is productivity. If you don’t believe it, there goes a whole string of bullshit in the form of skills that you can install on your device to spend the time:
Summon Christian
This is one of the best Alexa skills you can install on your Echo, but by far. It is used to summon almighty Cristiano Ronaldo. After activating the skillsyou will hear his cry of victory after saying the magic words «Alexa, I summon Cristiano».
“SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU”. I am not exaggerating. I have tried it and the cat has looked at me as if I were crazy —which I am—. Is skills gives just what it promises. highly recommended.
1001 things you should know before you die
If you haven’t died with Cristiano’s cry, you may still want to continue exploring this list. Second, we have 1001 things you need to know before you die. A skills that will drop a random fact that you didn’t know and that, sometimes, you would have wanted not to know.
blindfold chess
Remember when Beth Harmon and Benny Watts played a game of Chess in the middle of the road no board or anything in queen’s gambit? well with this skills you will be able to castling, capturing en passant and making uncovered checks directly from the coconut. The skills perfect for your friends to stop talking to you, come on.
The perfect solution for a heat wave
The typical thing is August, but between Russian gas and the other moves, the kilowatt is listed as the liter of unicorn blood. As we can cool our house without having to take out another mortgage?
Well no. With Cristiano’s shout you’re not going to get anything. With this skills neither, but you will be able to deceive someone who is clueless thanks to the power of the mind. Basically, this skills emits the typical sound what does he do air-conditioning. Of course, do not abuse, it will not be that your friends think you are rich and ask you for money.
By the way, there is another one just like it, but with the sound of the oven. In case you want to remember the taste of a great homemade pizza, but without spending 8 euros for each baked.
bombardment sound
The sociopath detector par excellence. Currently, this skills has a total of 0 ratings, which means there are still hopes in humanity. And yes, to find it, we could say that we have seen the complete list of skillss of Amazon.
The most disturbing thing about this skills is its description:
«Is skills lets you hear white noise that can help you stay focused, relax, and cover up distracting noises.»
Well, that, the typical thing that you concentrate on the ciborium while listening to bombings. But the thing is not there. If white noise bombing sounds cheap to you, you can pay 1.60 euros a month to have the premium bombing sound. Let’s hope that the rockets of that mode of payment sound a little better, for example, with the cry of Cristiano. And it is that, having the skills of the pelao bug, why do you want to install more?
